Machiep's definitions

howards

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

by Machiep April 19, 2009

Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.

Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.

by Machiep November 12, 2012

thrustice

Very much like justice, only with a great deal more thrusting.

Directinos needs to be brought to thrustice, he's like a GPS. Don't let him kick you in your howards...

by Machiep December 2, 2011