MPB's definitions

sea breeze

When a person is sitting on a vault latrine, suddenly slamming down the lid on the other side of the latrine, creating a breeze which will travel through the vault latrine to the occupant on the other side.

I gave my friend a sea breeze while he was taking a crap.

by MPB January 20, 2005

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Chandraed

When you've been kicked out of your own desk or office space so the company exes can have a meeting or use your phone or computer.

I was chandraed this afternoon while the CEO talked to Dawn.

by MPB October 3, 2003

Leo

A person who’s world is so convoluted with binary code, trance music and burning man nostalgia that they are unfamiliar with even the most overexposed pop-culture personalities.

He doesn’t know who Eminem is or how to pronounce David Bowie. What a Leo!

by MPB October 6, 2003

Progressive Gabber Polka

A sub-genre of Gabber Polka

See Gabber Polka

by MPB October 9, 2003

Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003