M-Chill's definitions

Sanchez Slammer

Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Beautiful Blaze

Taking a hit of marijuana between a girl’s breasts and exhaling into her mouth. Eventually, the smoke will exit her buttocks smelling like laundry sheets.

"Hey baby can I beautiful blaze ya?"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Triceracox

The sexual act of placing a curved penis between a pair of pointed breasts, while deeply moaning and scuffing the right leg against a hard surface. This arousement will increase nipple and girth size causing the woman to see a close-up image of a triceratops.

"Last night my best friend's girlfriend said she saw a Triceracox"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.

"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Greek Geyser

The action of shooting your load into a girl's mouth full of feta cheese.

"The best part of my trip to Greece was giving seven Greek Geysers."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012