Lunicus's definitions

Fear Fart

When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting

Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.

by Lunicus November 30, 2010

Man Fit

When a grown man acts like a whining child for little or no reason

Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday

by Lunicus November 30, 2010

bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack

Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!

by Lunicus September 14, 2006

dayfuck

The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work.

The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!

After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!

Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.

by Lunicus December 11, 2006

crackyap

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

by Lunicus December 14, 2006

tumbling sixpack

When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants

That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.

I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!

by Lunicus December 19, 2006

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007