Lucretia's definitions

horsehead

A person, usually female, who has a miserable expression i.e. a long face.

LF was fed up with seeing Lucy's horsehead.

by Lucretia March 20, 2005

yukkious

An adjective meaning 'sickeningly revolting'.

Fiona thought men who dribbled were yukkious.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

cringeful

A word to describe that moment when you are so embarrassed by someone elses behaviour that you want to shrivel up and disappear.

55 year old Lesley made a comment about her fanny and everyone obviously found it cringeful.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005