Lou's definitions

dayum

You would use this interjection when you see a fine piece of ass. As this girl walks past you, you must lean back and exclaim this this phrase with impeccable timing. This is especially useful after watching a fine lady such as Danielle Conklin pass by.

DAYUM DConk! Since when were u so hot?!

by Lou April 13, 2006

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

24

A number. Subsequently the same number of hours that equal one day.

the number 24 precedes 25 and comes after 23

by lou July 24, 2004

shabang

A type of bong with a rush hole and another hole to put the spliff in

e.g:Let me have a toke on that shabang innit clart!

by Lou August 17, 2004

tutch

Derived from the black & white movies of old when the ganster says to his 'moll' hey-ya toots... to which tutch has evolved as a term of indeerment a cute name for your beloved!

tutch means loved one

by lou September 21, 2004

Fiesta

Most notable from cumfiesta.com. Fiesta means to ejaculate or shoot a huge load on a girl.

Are you ready for the Fiesta? I just fiesta'd all over your girls face!

by Lou May 13, 2005