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Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010

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split ham

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

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clink

Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.

The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!

by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019

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