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Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.
Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!
by Lochis April 20, 2020
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