Lintowl's definitions

Persian pedicure

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

by Lintowl April 2, 2020

verged

To be put on the verge of tears, usually out of anger or annoyance.

Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.

by Lintowl April 2, 2020

brown kiss

When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.

John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame

by Lintowl July 24, 2020