Limbodancer's definitions

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Limbodancer October 31, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Scrobe

Someone who comes for a poor family and gets picked on in school because their uniform is cheap shit and they would usually be a freeloader.

Jimmy . If you don't have an 1880 club blazer you're a scrobe. Tell you ma to stop smoking and gambling the DLA money and buy you a half decent uniform .

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

mala

Irish for bag. Also name given to an unattractive Irish language teacher.

Mala has just no control over her class.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018