Laver's definitions

assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver July 7, 2007

fuckstock

A synonym for your Dick

Dude I just stuck my fuckstock in Jill last night...

by Laver July 7, 2007

Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

by Laver May 11, 2007

sh-fuck

When you decide that a reaction is actually stronger than it first appears. This word is based on the fact that you start to say "Shit" but then decide a stronger word is necessary, thus the "Fuck".

guy 1: Dude did you study for that huge test?
guy 2: Sh-fuck man...no I forgot!

by Laver May 23, 2007