LULU's definitions

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney

London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au

by lulu March 7, 2005

Tip

A way of being or feeling

I've been on the shy tip lately, that's why I havent called.

Tonight I'm rollin' on the solo tip, no honey's wit me.

by LULU May 13, 2005

quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu December 31, 2004

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 9, 2005