L05's definitions

Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.

I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.

by L05 June 17, 2009

Wikichaining

Hopping from one internal link to another on Wikipedia to get from an unrelated random article to a pre-selected article in the least amount of links you can. Usually undertaken whilst you should be engaging in other, more relevant activities.

Hey, where's Jon? I wanna Wikichain him. He's a Wikichaining God.

by L05 June 17, 2009

Lol

A global conspiracy revolving around a form of mind control acted upon teenagers by a coalition of world leaders. Use lol at your own peril.

Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie.

A lie, I tell you!!

by L05 June 18, 2009

Quandtz

A painful jab to the lower and side ribs with the tips of the fingers. It is advisable to bend your fingers slightly to prevent tendon tear.

Oi, there was three bullys trying to nick my money, and They all ended up on the floor in pain.

What'd you do?

Quandtz'd them.

by L05 June 18, 2009

Universal Theory

The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.

And in 1996, man first accepted the possibility of a universal theory.

by L05 June 21, 2009

Taco

The devil's food. Sent up from the sewers of hell itself to tempt man into consuming this spicy yet crispy yet meaty dish. With BEANS!! BEANS!!! BEANS!!!!!!!!

And thus, on the dawn of the 7th day, before engaging in rest, God created the taco. But the angel Lucifer stole the taco and took it for his own, being cast out of heaven for his crimes.

by L05 June 21, 2009

L05

A paraniod believer in the Universal Theory addicted to postiong his eccentricities on Urban Dictionary.

L05 rules.

by L05 June 24, 2009