Kowulz's definitions

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

tits

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

by Kowulz April 4, 2007

butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!

by Kowulz April 4, 2007

dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 11, 2007

FIIKLFO

FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!

"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"

by Kowulz July 20, 2007

IOUDAB

IOUDAB;(eee-YO-dub) Acronym: Inside Out, Upside Down, and Backwards;

1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR

2)Having your asshole where your face should be

The country was IOUDAB after the Liberals took office. God fucking help us.

by Kowulz August 1, 2007

speedwaddle

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007