Kooper113's definitions

Kooper113

A friend to the world of Paint Shop Pro and Nintendo. He really loves SPGLink's zany charaters, and loves to chat on the AWN Message Board. He also enjoys talking in third person.

"Sup' B?" ~ Kooper113

by Kooper113 August 26, 2003

Koobler

The evil USSR dictator who was defeated by none other than Jack Frost. Since he has no friend, he carrues around a puppet named Doby no matter where he is.

"me is Koolber, me crush Americans! Right Doby? Why yes sir Koobler!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Luigi

Always within his older brothers shadow, Luigi is always "Player #2." He likes long walks on the beach, his hat hand washed, and brutally murdering mutant turtle dragons. He'd do anything to get into the spotlight for just once.

"It's-a me, a-Luigiiiiiii!!!!!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Space Invader

A spaceshit that always travels in groups with up to two other kids of ships. They're goal is to invade space and/or take over the Earth. They always attack in large groups, and become faster when less of them are in veiwing range.

"BWAHAHA! You should of shot where I was GOING to be instead of where I WAS!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

vicious

100% proof that Sephiroth triumphs over Cloud after FF7's story, for he still lives, in another world...

"Come on... It's Sephiroth, I mean, all he did was cut his hair and stuff..."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Metal Sonic

The greatest enemy I've ever seen since.. Ever. Robots are so cool, Sonic isn't, so if you put them together, you get the most awesome thing ever. Metal Sonic could kick your ass, your mom's ass, and even his own if he wanted to.

Sonic hasn't defeated Metal Sonic so far, but will he ever...?

No. No he won't.

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004