KnowItAll1979 's definitions

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 6, 2023

Thigh gravy

The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.

Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.

Man 2: How do you mean?

Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.

Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022

Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022