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The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
Get the The scrooched moose mug.The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.
Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023
Get the Thigh gravy mug.Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023
Get the Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder mug.Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with?
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
by KnowItAll1979 September 11, 2023
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The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
Get the twat trapper mug.The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night?
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
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by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022
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