KnightSmithJones's definitions

Bogafying

Modifying a person or object, transforming them into a bogan

Trent and Shazza were bogafying their car by adding QLD origin stickers to it.

by KnightSmithJones April 26, 2011

Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

Pop-tech

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.

Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.

by KnightSmithJones December 13, 2014

Playing famous

To operate social media platforms in a manner to replicate famous people, building an artificial status and a delusional state of celebrity.

"This dude on Instagram is drinking Hennessey in his low cut Tims"
"Yeah, he's just playing famous"

by KnightSmithJones February 17, 2015

Yawelcs

A much more efficient way for saying "You're welcome".

Trent: "Hey Dennis, thanks for helping me move last weekend."
Dennis: "Yawelcs."

by KnightSmithJones February 3, 2020

Aneuryfic

An awful experience or occurrence that induces an aneurysm.

I just sat through four hours of X-Factor... it was aneuryfic.

by KnightSmithJones April 28, 2017

efficientising

To take a process, practice or set of actions and make them more efficient.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I am efficientising how I do my proposals."
Wife: "Where's the baby?"
Me: {silence}

by KnightSmithJones May 12, 2018