Karlabrit's definitions

Prefecating

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

by Karlabrit January 1, 2015

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 7, 2015

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

by Karlabrit April 28, 2019

Snapcrastinating

To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!

I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!

by Karlabrit April 17, 2017

Disgrusting

Some one that is both disgusting and disgraceful.

Brenno your disgrusting that fart was unnecessary, pretty sure you followed through.

by Karlabrit April 23, 2017

Excitified

To be excited and terrified at the same time

Wholly snapping turtles I start my new job Monday I am excitified

by Karlabrit November 30, 2017

Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

by Karlabrit November 2, 2021