KalloFox34's definitions

Beefwurst

A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.

Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

Digimon

A terrible ripoff made by Bandai to cash in on the success of Pokémon, only liked by those with the intelligence and taste of a leech.

Fanboy: Dude, Digimon is the best! Way better than Pokéshit!
Man with taste: You play Digimon? Kid, I've been playing Pokémon since you were crapping in diapers.

by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Mexican Lawnmower

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.

Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.

by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Wonder Trade

A feature from Pokémon X and Y, and has been in the games since then. It's for people to trade each other good Pokémon at random, but most people trade Rattatas named something to the effect of "Cocklick".

Ash Ketchum: Hey, Brock, I just did a Wonder Trade! I got an Oddish named "Queef Leaf"!
Brock: Where is Pikachu?

by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019