Kajmarez's definitions

ligma

Ligma balls

Guy 1: I have ligma
Guy 2: What's ligma?
Guy1: LIGMA BALLS!

by Kajmarez August 15, 2021

Icupphobia

If fear of words that sound like single letters was real this would be it's name. It comes from spell icup

kid 1: Spell icup
kid 2: Sure, I see AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kid 1: I think he has icupphobia

by Kajmarez September 4, 2021

qetuoadgjlwryipsfhkzxcvbnm

Well adventurer, you must be quite bored. After you typed qetuosfhkxvnqetuoadgjlzcbm and mbczljgdapiyrwnvxkhfsouteq and found out they're defined, you decided to type every second letter of the first 2 rows then type the third row you normally. You hoped to be the first one to search this, but you're not.

What if I type qetuoadgjlwryipsfhkzxcvbnm?
Damm, it's defined

by Kajmarez May 28, 2023

Rule 34 artist

The only things in the universe that can move faster than light

How the fuck did a rule 34 artist make this 40 minutes after the amazing digital circus was announced?

by Kajmarez October 22, 2023

qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz

Shit you type when you're really fucking bored

-Yo yesterday I was so bored I typed the upper two rows of the keyboard diagonaly, alternating left and right and then i typed the bottom row backwards. I got qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz
-holy shit that's boredom

by Kajmarez January 4, 2023

12.31.23

The last day of 2023 in American date notation
Kinda similar to 12.12.12 or 02.22.22

12.31.23 is the perfect date

by Kajmarez July 11, 2023

Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

by Kajmarez August 25, 2023