Justnotright's definitions

uptuck

where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.

today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.

by justnotright June 28, 2005

moist jessie

Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot

I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.

by Justnotright December 3, 2014