JormanThoad's definitions

allcapslord

That one guy who insists that using all-caps is just emphasis as long as Zuckerberg doesn't have an italics function on Facebook.

"ALLCAPSLORD? Legendary outlaw? He's not yelling, that's just EMPHASIS!"

by JormanThoad May 7, 2019

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

by JormanThoad May 24, 2018

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020