Jones1973's definitions

snail pussy

I really used vagina, the lips hang there like the bottom of a snail.

The sex was good, but she had a snail pussy!

by Jones1973 September 17, 2017

head stomp

When you step on a girls head while fucking her doggy style

I head stomped that butch last night!

by Jones1973 June 7, 2016

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024