JohnLongshlong's definitions

Regrettable fuck

A person who you have or have not had sex with, which is or ends up being regretted

Person 1: Hey I have a friend and we ended up fucking
1 week later
Man I really regret that!

Extra: Man! She looks like a regrettable fuck!

by JohnLongshlong January 30, 2021

TikTok

A social media app that only people with the mind of a 10 year old enjoy.
The only good thing about it is if you use it it’s a sign most people will hate you.

Person 1: Hey follow my tiktok!
Person 2: Never talk to me again.

by JohnLongshlong February 15, 2021

Happiness

Something I’ve never felt

No seriously... I’ve never felt happiness

by JohnLongshlong April 4, 2021