Joecefius's definitions

hairy hurricane

The hairy part of a man or woman's ass (Hopefully a man's)

"I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008

shmelby

You know its just a mullet, basically, but its got more of a twist to it and possibly even braids.

"Damn that Jewish southerner's got a shmelby going"

by Joecefius March 3, 2008

polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008