Jenni's definitions

burning angel

Burning Angel is a community of punk rock girls that model nude. It's a little more extreme and sexy than other alternative porn sites yet stays classy. Not only do they model but they make movies and dance at concerts. You can find them at burningangel.com

Burning Angel models are hot as fuck.

by Jenni June 20, 2006

Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012

Barborosa Ape

A warlike man with one thing on his mind, a buffoon like male, who thinks he is a warlord but in fact is a clown and everyone secretly despises him for it.

Often used as an insult by siblings especialy in the south of England, Crawley has a lot of barbarossa apes.

Wow..hes thinks he won the war all by himself but hes just a Barborosa ape

by jennI August 14, 2012

Foggles

my teacher ment to say "filled up goggles" but said "gilled up foggles" incredably funny at the time.
i have taken foggles to mean "screw up by teacher"

"today mrs smith did a foggle"

by jenni July 15, 2004

EVVK

Ei vois vähempää kiinnostaa.
Finnish for "Could not care less" or "couldn't interest me more".

Mua EVVK -> minua ei voisi vähempää kiinnostaa

by Jenni December 26, 2004

Eat My Shorts

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 5, 2005

Rent-A-Tub

1) A rent by the hour hot tub. Often found at sleazy places such as "Oasis" and other rent a tub facilities often accompanied by tanning beds (aka fake n bakers).

2) A place for your ex to take your best friend for a cheap make-out session.
Also, he will call you a week later, tell you about the hook up, claim it was in the name of "light conversation" and then tell you how sexually attracted to YOU he is (not your best friends he was just hookin' up with in a sleazy rent-a-tub).

3) A place where sleazy men take cheap woman.

Joe took Beth to a sleazy Rent-A-Tub (after inviting me there twice, i declined of course due to my sense of propriety), she shaved her legs for the event (after two months!), and after being denied by me (again) four days earlier Joe proceeded to come onto her- she happily obliged given that she has always coveted my life, my style, and apparently what was once mine.

by Jenni January 7, 2005