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The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
Get the Michigan Parchment Paper mug.The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).
Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).
by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025
Get the After Kirk mug.You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
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