Jasper's definitions

shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by Jasper December 21, 2014

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

Diusor

The act of being so absolutely diu that you no longer are just diu, you are officialy a diusor. Used as a noun, the word means the opposite of l33tsor, and roxor. This word comes from the combination of cantonese and h4ck3r language. See Diu and roxor.

Dude, you're being lame, stop being sucha a diusor.

by Jasper February 14, 2005

prefame

Prior to being famous.

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.

by Jasper February 24, 2005

Weem

The state of being extremely awesome.

Man, that's one weemy haircut you got there! ^.^

by Jasper April 21, 2004

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

sentence enhancer

A curse word, usually containing 4 letters.

If thats the case i'll just bust out a few of my 4-letter sentence enhancers on your ass stinky.

by Jasper June 13, 2004