Jammenhammer's definitions

footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006

social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

jerkington

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006