Jakemon00's definitions

poonboat

This term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain.

"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.

by Jakemon00 July 26, 2017

Milky Boy

A man that mainly subsists on milk.

“Jesus Nick, you are a milky boy, no wonder you are so boney.”

by Jakemon00 January 14, 2023

Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

by Jakemon00 December 27, 2022

Breaking stereotypes

Someone that is not following society’s stereotypes.

Dani is really breaking stereotypes, she’s an engineer and a lesbian, yet she can’t build a coffee table.

by Jakemon00 January 8, 2023

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

Varmint Lover

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.

“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”

by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022

Buzz Buster

A person who keeps breaking their vibrators, despite buying bulkier ones each time.

Ashleigh broke another vibrator. Jesus, wasn’t that her third one? Yeah, she is a buzz buster.

by Jakemon00 January 24, 2022