JOjo's definitions

dog slap

to slap a black man's cack.

i dog slapped him last night.

by jojo April 26, 2005

Makenzie

She is typically a large snob who thinks she is above every body else. She is one of the most popular people you will ever meet. You can see her on the runway and all over the internet.

Wow, look at her. She is so snotty and popular. She must be a Makenzie.

by JOjo December 18, 2014

Larkyn

Really Hot Irish girl

Man Britney spears is such a larkyn

by jojo June 11, 2006

jits

in mah opinion is ne word foh fooseball..buh i aint sure,,^^

yoo..letz play a game of jitz alright?..

by JoJo July 16, 2004

wheeple

To whine, in front of people. In pursuit of sympathy.

His life is so hard, he just likes to wheeple.

Quit wheepling you fugly smacktard.

by JoJo July 20, 2004

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

WEM

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.

Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:

"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)

"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)

And too many more stupid questions to list.

by JoJo July 23, 2004