JMReader's definitions

popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader July 31, 2020

Treat your OCD

1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."

by JMReader November 21, 2021

Sniss

When you sneeze and piss at the same time; a portmanteau of sneeze and piss.

Jesus, I just snissed myself.

by JMReader November 13, 2021

Reverse anachronism

The opposite of an anachronism. Something discontinued in the past that shouldn't be available in the present.

Honestly, seeing this antique chair from 400 years ago makes it feel like some reverse anachronism.

by JMReader October 20, 2021

Cartoon day

A parents' referring of Saturday morning cartoon blocks. Line taken from the 1995 fantasy film, The Indian In The Cupboard.

"I feel like I haven't seen you in days. Cartoon day tomorrow.", "Well, imma just chill and have a Pepsi tomorrow, it's cartoon day on CBS.", "Cartoon day's on Telemundo tomorrow, will you watch?"

by JMReader September 5, 2021

Hog Hug

What remains of Hogarth Hughes' name on his BB gun from The Iron Giant.

"Hogarth? What an embarrassing name. Might as well call him Zeppo or something. What kind of a sick person would name a kid Hogar-..."Hog Hug". Hog Hug!? Hogarth Hughes!"

by JMReader September 29, 2021

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021