J.F.'s definitions

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

bassfly

a sense of freedom created by the music you're listening to.

he caught the bass fly

by J.F. January 27, 2004

eweygoeybung

what's left of an arse after it's been well had.

dam honey you left me with a eweygoeybung.

by J.F. February 11, 2003

lone ranger

having your yam bag splayed across you girls eyes while she huffs your hog.

Hey baby wanna play lone ranger?

by J.F. February 11, 2003

swole

when something is as swollen as it can get

man his eye is all swole up

by J.F. February 11, 2003

1/4 inch sneak

When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.

You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

by J.F. February 12, 2003