ItsRec's definitions

ape

Someone who posts on r/wallstreetbets

Hey are you an ape?

Are you kidding? I own over 200 shares of $GME!

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

A minor

Jeffrey Epstein favorite musical key.

John: What is your favorite key to play in?

Jeffrey Epstein: A minor.

by ItsRec April 19, 2021

Libright

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian right.

Libright supporters and followers believe in reduced government, free markets, and social conservatism.

Cathy: I heard John wants to smoke weed and cash checks.

Billy: Oh, he must be libright!

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

Authright

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian right.

Authright supporters and followers believe in strong governments, free markets, and social conservatism.

Jane: Phil voted for Joe Biden.

Megan: Oh, he must be authright!

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

Libleft

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian left.

Libleft supporters and followers believe in reduced government, social progressivism, and left wing economic systems.

Carter: Man, I fucking love smoking crack while getting my gender reassignment surgery.

Bob: That is the most libleft thing I have heard today.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021