InfectedBoot's definitions

Halloween Planning

It's never to early to plan for Halloween.

Jeff: Dude, look at all the candy I got! Male stripper =win!
John: Dude, that's awesome. I'm gonna be an Emo Kid next year.
Jeff: Halloween planning right after we JUST got candy?!
John: It's never to early to plan for Halloween.

by InfectedBoot July 29, 2009

Rock Bandin'

The act of playing Rock Band or Rock Band 2 with a full band either online or locally.

Jeff: Dude! Wanna go Rock Bandin' at Jerry's?

John: Sure man. I call drums!

Jeff: I wanted drums! D:

by InfectedBoot August 6, 2009

Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009

Bizzy

Bizzy = bitch. Plain and simple.

You are such a bizzy Alyssa. Get out of my face.

by InfectedBoot June 20, 2009

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

headesk

Verb. The act of slamming your head against your desk or any hard object in front of you. Often mean to vent frustration, show frustration, or to demonstrate how frustrated you are in a conversation.

P.S. Everyone knows it's spelled with one 'D' not two.

1. *headesk* Damn IE crashed on me

2. Where is my new mouse!? I can't find it! *headesk*

3. Dude, she does this everytime! Ugh! *headesk*

by InfectedBoot July 7, 2009

Recycler

One who recycles jokes, pick up lines, sayings of love, and the such. Said guy or girl is a total waste of your time.

Jeff: Dude, Nate keeps telling his girlfriends the same love lines. It's getting old man.

John: What a Recycler..

~OR~

John: Dude, Nick keeps saying the Borat jokes.

Jeff: Didn't he JUST see that movie last night?

John: Yeah. Recycler. Ugh!

by InfectedBoot September 1, 2009