Impudicus's definitions

Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

by Impudicus July 3, 2019

gender grime

The accumulation and build up of gender specific excretions that over time leave a distinct layer of filth.

The foot massage parlor was shut down by the health department due to an abundance of gender grime.

by Impudicus April 2, 2019

carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

by Impudicus April 9, 2019

orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.

Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.

by Impudicus April 10, 2019

Sorca

Oral sex done with a purpose in the likeness of a porpoise or other aquatic mammals. Often the result of whaling when performed by a larger than average mammal.

She went full sorca on me leaving an influx of gender grime upon my genitals.

by Impudicus April 25, 2019

Fish Womb

The internal portion of the fupa, Used for extra storage such as luggage or other house hold items. It can also be a perfect environment for fish hatchery for certain species of fish do to its consistent temperature and high moisture levels.

That chick is so fat she doesn't have room for a front room but rather you can fit in her fish womb.

by Impudicus March 10, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021