ImOffensive's definitions

I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

Vitrex

A person so vile, that you can smell there stank.

P1: what's that smell?
P2: is the poorly vitrex man over there, loser.

by ImOffensive August 2, 2025

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025