HughJerection's definitions

Astro Turf

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

by HughJerection March 3, 2015

Wench

A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.

That boy Jackson is such a wench. Why couldn't he take real GCSEs

by HughJerection May 1, 2015

Truter

A verb to used in place of fuck and may also be used to refer to the sexual organs of either gender. It is best used more than once in a scentence and a South African accent.

I'm going to whip out my little Truter and Truter you till your Truter can't take any more.

by HughJerection October 19, 2016