HitlerOfGrammar's definitions

trumpet

A really devoted Trump supporter.

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016

The Fux

If someone has the fux it means that they are essentially a pussy magnet. They can sexually attract anyone of their choice.

Dude 1: You hear about Tyler last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

arschklapper

German definition of an ass-whooping. Literally, arsch = ass, klapper = a clap

Nazi pornstar: Get ready for a big arschklapper, for you haf been very naughty, young ledy!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Blowtoe

For all y'all kinky ass moefuckers, the blowtoe is the toe people with foot fetishes suck on. It can also be the action of sucking on that toe.

Girl: Fuck you doing?
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

feminut

The aura surrounding all radical feminists that renders them unfuckable 24/7.

Guy 1: Apparently that red-haired feminist has a child.
Guy 2: How the fuck did a man find her fuckable?! SHe has the feminut!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

kachinganut

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.

Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017