HandFlapper403's definitions

Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Adolf Shitler

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.

*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Roller Buffalo

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Ballsack Bingo

In the scenario of a male orgy, 'Ballsack Bingo' is used to define the act of writing numbers on the ballsacks of other participants of the orgy, then picking one out at random, subsequently engaging in such acts as hearty reacharounds!

Yes Mum, I had a great time last night with the guys! We played Ballsack Bingo until dawn!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

TSE

Testicular Self-Examination.

The man checked his testicles using TSE.

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011