Hamish5487's definitions

Tonkstime

When you wear a small amount of clothing, whilst doing and irish dance, whilst cleberating something.

Pablo scored a goal and had a bit of a tonkstime.

by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007

Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face

I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.

by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007

Wang

The previous definitions of wang have been false. The real definition is of someone who has a lazy eye, when one is more closed then the other.

I was round burkes house and noticed it mother has a well bad wang.

by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007

crane

Previous definitions of the word crane have been incorrect.The word crane represents when someone is so fat they need a crane to move them.

Zoe's not just fat she's a crane

by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007