HCGATOR07's definitions

Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -

by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010

Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

by HCGATOR07 December 3, 2009

Internet Fairies

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).

I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.

by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011