Guru's definitions

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004

cashed

1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.

2) Certain circles (particularly youth) have adopted the "cashed" adjective as the universal term for a status of depletion.

1) "This bowl is cashed. Shall I repack?"

2) "This bag of Funyons is cashed-ass. Take the empty bag to the trash and grab me some Oreo's from the kitchen. Bitch."

by Guru December 29, 2004

Shaku

An aimbotting hacker who can be found camping somewhere in Radio Tower.

Goddammit is Shaku camping again.

by Guru February 2, 2005

bluenail

Slang for female customer service person who is usually more concerned with their fingernail polish then your customer satisfaction. Usually unsatisfied with their "career" so it comes out in their lack of care/energy for the work their supposed to be doing.

Pffft , that computer operator just told me "she too busy right now to assist me with the issue" , what a bluenail.



I am not calling support , everytime I call I get a bluenail. I'd rather disconnect my service. Then deal with her...

by guru February 8, 2005

foshizzled

To politically screw someone/a party up twice. A sure screwing, fucking up a party's political aspirations. George Bus and Ken star are two big foshizzlers. Democrat party was foshizzled(twice for sho)

Bushboy and Dizzle's party was foshizzled again. The state of Florida foshizzled the democrats again. Blaze and Bubus are big time foshizzlers

by Guru February 10, 2005