GrumpyCatFartingRainbows's definitions

Scooter

My dog. My dog is fricking awesome. He is also a mini schnauzer.

Scooter: RUFFF RUFF BARK BARK WOOOOOF!

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows July 6, 2019

Ugh

The word you say when you simply don’t want to life anymore. It’s the sound of exhaustion.

Teacher: We got a pop quiz!
You: Ugh

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows May 9, 2019

WHYYYYYY

What you say when you feel like the entire universe is against you.

You:*spills staining liquid on self

You: WHYYYYYYY

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows May 9, 2019

Choir Kid

A kid who is in choir and likes singing. It’s that simple. They aren’t necessarily nice, mean, obnoxious, or kind. They just like to sing.

I’m in choir. I like singing. I’m a choir kid

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows June 5, 2019

Government

Government does not have to be necessarily bad. It depends on who is running it. When someone kind and smart is running it, it holds the nation together. The opposite tears the nation apart. Anarchy is usually worse, unless totalitarian government is in power.

GOVERNMENT

Roosevelt-holds nation together

Hitler- tears nation apart. Literally, the land was torn apart by bombs.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows June 5, 2019

Life

Isn’t that hard
You’ll get through it.
Ups and downs
Laughter and tears

It’s a challenge.
But so many
Before you have
Gotten through it.
You
Can
Too
Don’t give up.
Not now.
Not ever.
The world

Cannot afford
To lose

Another person,
Another life,
At the hands of giving up.
Just don’t.

I just decided to make a poem. I did. Here it is.

I forgot to include the word being defined. Life. There we go.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows June 5, 2019

Colorado

The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.

Colorado is the absolute best.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows October 5, 2019