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Homance

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
by Gregaroidson. April 9, 2019
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Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
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Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.
Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
by Gregaroidson. February 8, 2020
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Gensult

When you incorrectly address the gender of of a human being .
"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."

"That was a chick dumb ass!"
by Gregaroidson. March 18, 2017
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Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.
"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.
" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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