GregNelson29's definitions

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Megan Fux

A hoe that fucked Machine Gun Kelly.

Megan Fux raped Machine Gun Kelly.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023