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Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is a Goody Ahh African American 20-25 Year Old Male that is Know for Commiting Mutiple Crimes such as:

-Battery on a Police officer
-Grand Theft
-Declaring war on Italy
-Public indecency
-Murder of his Grandfather (Pushed into Traffic after Changing the channel to Family Fued), Vladimit Putin (Overdose) , his Sister (IED Explosion)
-Spying on Joe Biden and Watch him take a Shit
-Put Boiling Water on A Police Officer's Head
Escaping Jail

Quandale Dingle on March 28 Escaped Prison, and Went on Hiding in his Friend's Juandale Pringle's Home.
He Lost some of his Penis' Foreskin on the Way to Pringle's Home.
Then Juandale Pringle Died Next Week.
He Presumably is Planning World Domination

News "Quandale Dingle on the Loose"
Everyone on March 28 "HELL NAH! QUANDALE IS BACK!"

by Gordonman69 May 11, 2022

The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day

Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window

by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022

Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

When a Weapon Reload sound in a Video Game is Shared with most Weapons in the Game.

Marcus: "Damn the Reload sound in most guns in BO2 are the Same" this is an Example of Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

The 360 no Scope

When before cumming in sex you do a Spin and Try to aim it at the Girl's (or Boy's) Ass or Face

James "Dude how was your Date?"
Jack "i Did the 360 No Scope on her"
Joe "Did you Miss?"
Jack "Yeah :("

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

Dead Uncle Simulator

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.

Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

Spider-Cuh

Spider man but he's From the Hood instead of Queens, He is Like spider man but with some Drip.
His Powers include:
N-Word Pass
Wall Crawling
Super Jump
Using Guns
Super Strength

"Spider-Cuh, Spider-Cuh, Does Whatever a Spider can"
"Look out here comes Spider-Cuh"

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

SBC

Small Black Cock, It's when a Black Person in a Porno has a Small dick, Unlike most other Porn Videos Featuring Black People

Marcus "Hey James found this Good ass porn here"
James Looks at porn
James "Bruh this shit garbage, it's SBC not BBC!"

by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022