Goofball2020's definitions

Siberian prince

a political scam artist who uses lame conspiracy theories to attract votes from dumb ass white people too gullible to realize they're being conned. see also: nigerian prince

Dearly One,

You email is compromised by brown foreigns who took merican jobs. Gimme a break and send password and bank account details to help build yooge wall and make sure titties from the gummint don't get you guns!

Sincere,
Siberian Prince

by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

cuntx

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020

Deplorepistemology

The tribal belief that calling people irredeemably deplorable will win elections

After losing the election, Democrats puzzlingly doubled-down in orgy of deplorepistemology

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies

A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017