Gojai's definitions

A Tail

Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.

Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!

by Gojai September 20, 2017

Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.

I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Blind sex

Having sex in the dark, using the senses of touch, hearing and smell to increase arousal

Wow, that girl is fabulous at blind sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Trolling

Cruising a town, meat market or any location in the search for a new sex partner; usually for one night only

We went trolling last night and hooked up with some Danish girls

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Unknowns

Usually people at a party or job who you don't know; neighbors you don't know. Locals you meet while travelling.

The unknowns have taken over that place, I don't go there anymore.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.

Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017